Privileged. Poisonous. Pitiful. — The 12-Step Farage Program | DiKT8R Limited Edition Elite Hoodie

Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own would come with a back-print so savagely British you’ll feel the entitlement in every stitch?

This is DiKT8R’s Elite Edition—Farage’s entire 12-panel descent from posh privilege to international pariah, mapped out in full-color satirical glory.

Every detail is exclusive:
• The DiKT8R logo, subtly embroidered on the front chest
• “Privileged. Poisonous. Pitiful.” stitched on both wrists for a subversive finish
• The full-width, high-res Farage cartoon strip covering the entire back—bold, brash, and impossible to ignore

Wrap yourself in this classic streetwear piece, featuring a cozy three-panel hood, durable front pouch, and a premium heavyweight feel. This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s wearable political art.

Sizing note: This hoodie runs small. For a true streetwear fit, we strongly recommend ordering two sizes up from your usual size.

Front:
Discreet DiKT8R logo, finely embroidered on the left chest—premium, understated.

Both Wrists:
“Privileged. Poisonous. Pitiful.” embroidered in sharp, comic book text.

Back:
A large, ultra-vivid 12-panel Farage cartoon strip, each square bursting with sharp satire and lateral British energy. From Dulwich gates to Brexit boats, every panel hits home.

Product Specs:
• Ultra-soft 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester—premium warmth and durability
• Smooth cotton face, perfect for vibrant DTG printing
• Roomy front pouch pocket
• Cozy 3-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings
• Heavyweight, substantial feel—street-ready
• Exclusive DiKT8R original artwork, strictly limited edition
• Precision embroidery front & wrists
• Durable DTG-printed back design
• When they’re gone, they’re gone

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the best fit, order two sizes up from your regular size.

Own the satire. Wear the story. Only from DiKT8R.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!